Cody Fern as Michael Langdon in American Horror Story s08e02: The Morning After
• They’re like a gay version of Gomez and Morticia Addams.
• Gallant likes to count Michael’s rings.
• It helps him fall asleep.
• Michael gives him one of his rings every time they have to spend some time away from each other.
• He takes Gallant’s hand, puts the ring on his finger and then kisses it.
• Gallant kisses the ring after Michael leaves.
• It’s like an indirect kiss.
• They have very different styles.
• Michael only wears black outfits and Gallant has the most fabulous clothes, most of them being pink or magenta.
• He doesn’t like wearing black but he still wears Michael’s coats and claims it’s “for the aesthetic”.
• Michael doesn’t mind.
• Gallant likes to put on pink lipstick and somehow it always ends up on Michael’s lips (and other parts of his body).
• Gallant likes to braid Michael’s hair and do his makeup.
• Michael allows him to use his hair to practice.
• “I’m gonna do a french braid”
• “You’re not expecting me to wear it, are you?”
• “Please? For me?”
• “Ugh, fine. The sacrifices I make for you…”
• “I’ll suck you off later to repay you”
• “Oh, you better!”
• Gallant’s soul and body literally belong to Michael and he’s surprisingly okay with it.
• Michael says there’s a special place in hell for him.
• “Don’t worry, doll. It’s not as hot as you think”
• “It’s not? I thought it was lit”
• “…I hate you”
• They’re the kinkiest motherfuckers.
• Gallant moans louder than a professional porn star.
• They kept the rubber suit.
• Gallant is supposed to call Michael “master” or “sir” but he always ends up forgetting and calling him “Mikey”.
• Michael slaps him every time he does that and he keeps doing it on purpose.
• He’s a masochist.
• Actually, they’re both into BDSM.
• Bible Discussion & Study Meeting.
• Gallant is not allowed to go to the Folsom Street Fair anymore.
• Not since… last time.
• But that’s okay because Michael is a good dom.
• And Gallant loves to be his sub.
• He’s really into being tied up and spanked.
• He has a tattoo somewhere that says “sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me”.
• Michael loves to whip him.
• Especially because he moans loudly every time he does it.
• Ritual sex? Ritual sex.
• Blood play; knife play.
• Gallant likes to be humiliated and praised at the same time.
• Ritual sex it’s the wildest sex they have.
• Michael always brings someone for them to kill.
• Gallant has no problem with killing people as long as they’re bad.
• For example: Michael is not allowed to kill a random innocent guy but if he wants to brutally torture and murder a pedophile, Gallant’s on board with that.
• He actually enjoys to watch Michael murder people.
• Especially if he eats their heart.
• Yes, Gallant has a heart eating kink.
• Michael does that Tongue Thing and it drives him crazy.
• They have a special day of the week where they have hearts for dinner.
• It’s Heart Tuesday.
• Obviously Gallant has his cooked, like a normal person.
• It’s a beautiful scene.
• Gallant is a gentleman, eating with knife and fork and using a napkin.
• Michael eats like an animal.
• He practically chews the beating heart, eats with his bare hands and gets blood everywhere.
• It’s like that one scene from Beauty And The Beast.
• Gallant casually sips wine and stares at Michael with a contemplating look on his face.
• Michael and Gallant are both extremely needy, although Michael at least tries not to show it.
• No one has ever loved him and needed him as much as Gallant does and it’s a relief to be with someone that he knows won’t leave him.
• Gallant needs constant reassuring that Michael loves him and doesn’t consider him disposable.
• Mallory and Michael became friends because Gallant and Coco are always hanging out.
• They go shopping and drag their lovers with them.
• Mallory and Michael bond over the fact that they both hate shopping.
• Michael is not a huge fan of pet names but he calls Gallant “Gal”, “doll” and “sweetheart”.
• He also calls him a lot of pet names in Latin like “cara”, “deliciae” and “pulchra”.
• Gallant loves it.
• He went to a very prestigious catholic school so he’s practically fluent in Latin.
• They speak Latin to each other all the time when they don’t want other people to understand what they’re saying.
• Gallant is basically an attention whore.
• Michael has to kiss him all the time otherwise he’ll cross his arms and pout.
• “Mikeeeeey! Why don’t you ever kiss me anymore?”
• “We were making out five minutes ago”
• He’ll interrupt an important meeting with the Cooperative just to sit on Michael’s lap.
• Michael lets him stay and play with his hair.
• “You have to stop distracting me in the middle of a meeting”
• “But it’s booooring!”
• Michael is a sucker for Gallant’s cute little pouty face.
• He can get anything from him if he just pouts: money, car, jewelry, dick.
• He’s kind of a dumbass so Michael has to be the voice of reason in this relationship.
• He also gets easily distracted by shiny things, especially diamonds.
• Michael gets him a ton of expensive jewelry that he doesn’t even wear, he just likes to admire it.
• If he has a stressful day and cries about something, Michael just gives him the shiniest jewel he can find.
• “You don’t understand! I never- t-they didn’t even payed for my h-hard work!”
• “I understand, doll”
• “And s-she still wouldn’t gi- oh, is that a RED DIAMOND?!”
• Gallant has an unhealthy obsession with Michael’s hair.
• He likes to sleep with his face buried on his hair.
• Sometimes they shower together and Gallant spends most of the time washing Michael’s hair.
• He grabs his hair to sniff it before going to work and it’s really creepy.
• “I want your hair inside of me”
• “For the love of Satan, get some help!”
• When Michael told him his hair was starting to bother him because it was too big and asked him to cut it, he almost cried.
• He agreed to give him a haircut but he cried the whole time.
• And he saved every single piece of hair he could find.
• “All of this precious hair on the floor of MY salon? Nonsense, I’ll keep it”
• Their fights are intense.
• Sometimes they scream at each other’s faces in Latin and no one understands what’s going on.
• Michael gets childish when they fight and starts throwing stuff around.
• Gallant just goes full on sarcasm mode.
• “Nice, Michael. Break everything! I’m sure that’ll help me understand how mature you are”
• Their fights mostly end when Gallant gets tired and starts crying.
• Michael stops yelling immediately.
• “Oh, don’t- don’t cry, sweetheart. Please don’t cry, I’m sorry!”
• Michael hates seeing Gallant upset about something.
• When he’s sad, Michael wraps his arms around him and absorbs all of his negative emotions.
• Gallant doesn’t notice it.
• They always talk about how awful their grandmothers are.
• “Nana used to lock me on the closet… literally”
• “Grandma smacked me every time I told people how old she really was”
• They had pretty shitty childhoods so they try their best to be there for each other no matter what.
• “I love you, Mikey”
• “You know I absolutely adore you, pulchra”
• “Oh, really? I thought you wouldn’t fuck me if I was the last man on earth”
• “Shut up”
